Fifteen minutes into the flight from Benin to Lagos, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than usual, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." The AGGS girl in the back seat turned to the man next to her and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!" Submitted by: Ikem Halim Have a Patrician joke? Send it to:apc@asaba.com [ HOME ] [ ALUMNI ] [ ABOUT S.P.C ] [ SPC NETWORK ] [ PATRICIAN PARROT ] [ MEMORY LANE ] [ VIRTUAL TOUR ] Copyright © 1999 St. Patrick's College Asaba - All Rights Reserved